Если для кого-то неочевидно название «Subway» на вывеске популярной сети сэндвичей, то спуститесь как-нибудь в метро с едой. Эти бутерброды — единственный фаст-фуд, способный пережить час пик московской подземки.
Never say no to panda.
(Source: youtube.com)
«Hello, Gamers. Look at your house, now back to mine, now back at your house, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn’t yours, but if you stopped playing overrated FPS’ and started playing Minecraft, it could look like mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mine that you built with your own hands!
What’s in your hand? I have it. It’s a pickaxe made from stone. Look again, THE PICKAXE IS NOW DIAMOND! Anything is possible when you play Minecraft!
I’m on a pig»
Оказывается, не я один лишь спустя многие годы узнал про эту полезную справочную команду bash:
help
«A man walks into a Mobius strip club… and simultaneously walks out.»
(Source: mathfail.com)
- <very> awesomenickname, are you sure the variable doesn't contain any quotation marks?
- <awesomenickname> very sure
- <very> sure
- <very> also awesome nickname awesomenickname
Lego - The lego character covers his eyes when a user types in their password.
«Hooker Code - code that is problematic and causes application instability (goes down frequently)»
